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entry was the profusion of something
standing as the grand purveyor of the twice-around ferris wheel, I could
if I chose, if no one noticed, I could offer that extra measure of time
for the rare and debated. though, I was qualified for other positions,
such as merry-go-round signal corp or fun house social worker, but neither
seemed to offer the spectators as fair an advantage as the twice around
ferris wheel.
most nights I would get dressed in my spectacular similar outfit, the
one with the large bulbous colors, state my matters to the plastic imitation
theologian and leave my travel queen, which had been donated to the circus
by the faustian society and junior cup holders. it had everything one
needed; two wheels, an ionized dull pink exterior, a stove to cook pot
pies in, and for the coffee I had my own personal mini-microwave station
that could heat things and dry hair at the same time. there was the all-in-one
bath with directions still there to indicate what knobs did what, and
there was the typical bed-table-chair combination. I couldn't have asked
for more. I had decorated every spare space of space with posters and
icons of the local deities of the gas furnace generator, the suave mad
followers of kingqueenking boy who lived in the woods by the dell and
below the shop that served soft ice cream and meta burgers. my favorite
though, was the frog marchers who every 44th or 3rd of some monthday or
something would bring all the frogs out and chase politicians to and fro
for hours. it was truly a wondrous event. then everyone would drink wine
and vodka, laugh a bit, and go home.
whenever I would leave my T.Q., I would always turn around in my doorway
and bow to my decor organizer, which told me which colors go with what
deities and how to group them together in a harmonious fashion. of course,
mine only had a minimum of details, those that could afford it had those
extraneous deities for every past breath. I on the other hand could only
afford the general deities and posters of the local representatives.
once I left, I would walk the fifty feet or so to the location where the
remote would function, then turn on the totality of the ferris wheel.
first, I would turn on the lights that represented all aspects of lost
passions, then the ten thousand little bulbs that signified the number
of nations created and destroyed since I last changed the bulbs, and finally
the lights that took the shapes of famous people, mick jagger, isis, and
the person who did the make-up for the cowardly lion in the wizard of
oz, just to name a few among the many.
I used to walk by the funnel cake machine that made cakes automatically,
with its choice of twelve different toppings. early one morning, as I
was watching the mechanical hand knead the dough, I saw a displacement
in the pictorial decoration depiction of the good old days when funnel
cakes were fried in huge vats of lard. right there in the middle of this
huge panoramic effigy was a gap and through the entry was the protrusion
of something black and pointy, with red corrugated eyes. it seemed to
be speaking or attempting to speak, but between the working of the funnel
cake machine, with its mechanical arm, and the air fryer, I couldn't hear
a thing, besides, the look of those red corrugated eyes staring right
at me filled me with too many fractal entry points which I didn't care
to open at that time. there was something living in the machine of my
favorite food source. I never went back. those eyes were like a persistent
freeze that slices the bones into a midnight onslaught of pneumonia, shaking
every filament loose, dropping fragments here and there. I wanted nothing
to do with it. not a thing. nothing to do with the escape factor, maybe
uneven numbers on fridays, maybe . . . wednesdays . . . wednesdays would
do in a pinch, on a day the holy rain sings high pitched hurdy-gurdy tunes
. . . yes, wednesdays would do in a slice or at 8:00 in the morning; turning
over and realizing today is all-saints day and the next two days are the
same. yes, wednesday will do, it will certainty do when the weather is
sideways and it’s much better to heat your home with. fridays, you
see, are rambling in broken leaf sounds. fridays are good coverage for
wednesdays, but they are no substitute for wednesday. wednesday is sacred
and has more numbers assigned to it, which leads to evenness, which is
dangerous. friday is always odd, odd ball times, odd surfaces, odd faces
and odd dances at cheap hotels for the masturbatorily, who usually sing
the old joyous pantomime and worn shoe bits. fridays are days when eyes
should never stare back, or when you don't want to remember the days when
anything stared back, even if it was a wednesday, the original day the
eyes stared back. give me a friday, any day, just take those eyes away.
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